Not have the door banged on his face after an argument
Not sleep on the couch after an argument
Not brush his teeth, preferably
Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there's always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)
Not make the bed
Not clean the toilet floor
Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped
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